Monday 3 September 2012

Invest in beer!!

Makes sense to me ....

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £00.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £00.00 today
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos, drank all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00
Based on the above, the BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT STRATEGY IS TO DRINK BEER AND RECYCLE.
Furthermore .... a recent study found that Britons walk about 900 miles a year.  Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.  That means, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!  Makes you proud to be British.

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